Joke Questions

1. Q. Why is a cat at the beach like Christmas?
2. Q. Knock knock. Who's there? Peas.
   Peas who?
3. Q. What do you call a dinosaur with
   three wheels on it's head?
4. Q. Knock Knock.  Who's there?  Sofa.
   Sofa who?
5. Q: What fish do you catch with a
   mouse as bait? 
6. Q. What kid of animal brings bad weather?

Joke Answers

1. A. They both have sandy claws.
2. A. Peas turn out the light. I'm sleepy.
3. A. Tricycletops.
4. A. Sofa so good.
5. A. A Catfish.
6. A. A RainDeer

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